Monday, June 6, 2011

Wives Obedient Club


Sex lessons to help wives “serve their husbands better than a first-class prostitute” will be among the classes provided by the Obedient Wives Club (OWC) to help promote harmonious marriages and counter social ills ~ The Star

I was married for more than 20 years and I am puzzled with the call by in one of the educated nut who urge all wives to provide first class prostitute service to their husbands.

Wow… I am looking forward for it but honestly, I can’t answer my wife when she ask me for the services that included in the packages to provide the first class prostute service..

Many question arise include the below:
 
1. What do they mean by first class service?
2. What does make the service first class?
3. What was included in the package?
4. What is the definition about the different classes of service?

Anyone…?

Does this means, wives have to dress up like a prostitute and seduce their husband to have satisfying sex?

Does the husband need to pay them for the service?

Could anyone with their brain up right in their skull explained, how in the world we should classify these brainless people talking about wives with first class prostitute service.

How this issue should be address to the youngsters?  How a mother should explain to her daughter when she asked about the first class prostitute service?

Further more, the club claimed, a good religious wife should be good in bed too.

What’s next? What else should make the wives be first class and second class?

Or does this means….

A tutor class should be conducted to teach all wives how to provide the best service in bed. Furthermore, who should be the tutor?  

Here we go again, of cause the prostitute should be the tutor because she is qualified with experience.

Does practical practice should be included in the classes? If the answer is yes, we should have a male model…

The next step, the wives with these type of education should be certified and merge this lesson with “Kursus Perkahwinan” as one of the module.

Kamasutra should be included in the teaching module as one of the must subject.

Tantra should come in too. The sacred ancient Hindu teaching regarding the mystery about sex world should be thought taught too.

So in the next marriage proposal, a woman should provide these certificates to confirm she can provide first class service like a prostitute to her husband beside AIDs free confirmation certificates.

Another question arise, what about grading or classify the certificate with “A” or “F” depending on the passing marks?

What about increasing the “Dowry” or “Hantaran” because now the wife has gain more qualification to give better service and guaranteed to be satisfied.

Oversea prostitute service to enhance the teaching should be introduced. EG: from Thailand, Indonesia Russia and if possible from Middle East too. Latest collection can be from Vietnam too.

Looking at the new above proposal, yearly budget should be allocated to provide training, tools, oversea field trip training and many more out lets need to be open for customer service center.

Discount rate and race quota for bumis and non bumis should introduce too. Loans for those can’t afford should be given and free seats should be given to bumis.

Higher level of qualification such as “Master” or PHD in service should be in place for grading and professional standard.

Poster and private company agents such as ECM LIBRA should be invited to be the promotion agent to represent government and should be paid commissions.

Any non bumis who question or oppose this program should be classified as not a Malaysian and his citizen ship should be stripped.

TV advertisement and poster should be printed and published.

An award should be given to “A” class Prostitution service wife every year and this winner should be awarded as Dato’ or Tan Sri for their hard work for the service.

The first lady should be elected as a Advisor or life time chairman. She should be the role model for other Malaysian women as well.

What a wonderful world…..

by,
lvbala

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Thursday, June 2, 2011

When colors did not matter............

Sybil stirs a new awakening

The 'real' Malaysian history would honour people like Sybil Kathigasu who epitomises racial unity.


Come June 12, it will be exactly 63 years since Sybil Kathigasu, the freedom fighter, died.
Most Malaysians know little of her. This is mainly because she, along with many other distinguished non-Malay freedom fighters, have been b buriedb and forgotten by the ruling Umno government.

Why this is so is another hotly debated matter.
Recent reproaches by the people on the Umno governmentb s take on Malaysian history, which has erased all acknowledgement of non-Malay freedom fighters, tell of a new awakening in our midst.

This brings the focus to Sybil.
Sybil is the only Malaysian woman to have ever received the distinguished George Medal (GM) for gallantry and bravery. Instituted by the late King George VI, the GM recognises both civilian gallantry in the face of enemy action and brave deeds.

She wrote a book b No Dram of Mercyb , which gives an insightful account of a woman of great courage who should be held as a beacon and role model to all Malaysians.
In the 1940s, Sybil sacrificed a great deal in the fight for freedom of Malaya.
Born on Sept 3, 1899 in Medan, Indonesia, Sybil Medan Daly was a trained nurse and midwife.
Turning point

In 1919 she married Dr Abdon Clement Kathigasu and they were blessed with two daugthers, Olga and Thavam. Later on, the couple adopted a son, William Pillay.
Sybil and Abdon operated a clinic in Brewster Road, now known as Jalan Sultan Idris Shah in Ipoh, Perak, for 14 years before the war descended on them.

Sybilb s warmth, readiness to help and her fluency in Cantonese made her popular with the local Chinese community.

Then came the war and the invasion of Malaya by the Japanese army in 1941.
When the Japanese army occupied Ipoh, Sybil and her family moved away to Papan, a small town fringing Ipoh.

Papan would soon prove to become a turning point in Sybilb s life.
It was here that Sybil began b consolidatingb her commitment to helping the local community who were members of the Malayan Peopleb s Anti-Japanese Army (MPAJA).

Sybil secretly supplied medicines, medical services and information to the underground guerilla forces of the Fifth Independent Regiment of MPAJA freedom fighters who camped in nearby hills and jungles.

She also secretly kept shortwave radio sets and clandestinely listened to BBC broadcasts to keep in touch with the situation around the world, especially in Britain and Europe.
Those acts were, at the time, considered criminal and highly subversive by the military administration of Japan in Malaya.

No betrayal
It has been told and retold by many that Sybil and her husband had treated more than 6,000 guerilla fighters who fought relentlessly for the independence of Malaya.
Eventually Sybil and her husband were caught. The Japanese army arrested them in 1943.
They promised to release Sybil and her husband but on condition that she revealed the names of the MPAJA forces.

But Sybil was adamant and refused to do so.
In fact, she is said to have told the Japanese government that she was b willing to die with my family, then disclose the 30,000 MPAJA and family members who fought for independence of Malayab .

Sybil was prepared to face the punishment by the Japanese army.
They punished her husband, son and her daughter Thavam, who was then seven years old.
But Sybil, who suffered the anguish of knowing her familyb s pain, did not relent.
She refused to betray the MPAJA members and their families. Finally, Sybil was sent to Batu Gajah prison where she was further tortured.

Tortured and tormented

According to her memoir, the Japanese army sprayed soap water into her vagina and forced her to sit for hours on ice cubes and she was not allowed to sleep.
Sybil survived three years of torture and torment under the Japanese army and was only relased after Japan lost the war.

Following her release, Sybil was flown to Britain for medical treatment. It was there that she wrote her now famous memoir, b No Dram of Mercyb .
She went on to write a second book b Face of Courageb , which gave a revealing insight into her family.

But the three years of incessant torture by the Japanese army took its toll on Sybil.
Sybil died on June 12, 1948, in Britain, seven months after she was released from her Batu Gajah prison cell.

Her body was initially buried in Lanark, Scotland, but was later returned to Ipoh and buried at the Roman Catholic cemetery beside St Michaelb s Church.
The older generation who are familiar with the Sybil Kathigasu story recalled how her remains arrived in Penang from Scotland by ship and transported to her home in Ipohb s Brewster Road.
It was one of the largest funeral processions ever seen in Malaysia.

Royal-style sendoff
Sybil, the Malayan heroine, was treated in royal style. Some 100,000 people from all over the country turned up to say goodbye.

Even people from as far as Thailand, Vietnam, Borneo and Indonesia came to pay their respects in Ipoh, a road is named after her to commemorate her bravery and Sybilb s shophouse at 74, Main Road, Papan, is now being presevered by Law Siak Hong, the president of the Perak Heritage Society.

In 2008, the Actor Studiob s in Kuala Lumpur produced a play and trained her grand-niece Elaine Daly to play the title role of b Sybilb .

Thereb s also a Singapore TV drama series titled b The Price of Peaceb about her life.
Sybilb s life is perhaps the best example of unity b an Indian women who willingly sacrificed her life for MPAJA members who were mostly Chinese who fought for the independence of Malaya and Malays.
 
Please friends.......after reading this pass it to everyone so that history of such will always be cherished..........
 

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